Secretary of Defence 🥅

Secretary of Defence

Request denied.

The paperwork was filed.

The lane was open.

The net looked exposed.

And then the meeting started.

At the top of the crease stands the Department of Goaltending — calm, square, unreadable — but in front of him is the real security system.

No red tape.

No negotiations.

No appeal process.

You can try a deke, a quick release, a desperation move across the crease…

but before the puck ever reaches the desk, it goes through the enforcer of policy.

The crease is restricted airspace.

The slot is a controlled zone.

And the man in red isn’t a forward — he’s clearance control.

Every attacker believes they’ve found an opening.

Every attacker learns the same thing:

You’re not scoring on the goalie…

because first you have to get past the Secretary of Defence.

Access to the net: classified. 🏒

	S		M		L		XL		2XL		3XL
	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm
Chest	19.7	50	20.7	52.5	21.7	55	22.6	57.5	23.6	60	24.6	62.5
Length	26.6	67.5	27.4	69.5	28.3	72	29.3	74.5	30.1	76.5	30.7	78
Shoulder	18.9	48	19.9	50.5	20.9	53	21.9	55.5	22.8	58	23.8	60.5
Sleeve length	8.5	21.5	8.7	22	8.9	22.5	9.1	23	9.3	23.5	9.4	24

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