Secretary of Defense Heavyweight Crewneck Sweatshirt

Secretary of Defence

The paperwork was filed.

The net looked exposed.

And then the meeting started.

At the top of the crease stands the Department of Goaltending — calm, square, unreadable — but in front of him is the real security system.

You can try a deke, a quick release, a desperation move across the crease…

but before the puck ever reaches the desk, it goes through the enforcer of policy.

The crease is restricted airspace.

The slot is a controlled zone.

And the man in red isn’t a forward — he’s clearance control.

Every attacker believes they’ve found an opening.

Every attacker learns the same thing:

You’re not scoring on the goalie…

because first you have to get past the Secretary of Defence.

Access to the net: classified. 🏒

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